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Funniest advice from kids - our Top Ten!

Kids are always saying the funniest things: sometimes they have us in stitches and sometimes their advice seems wise beyond their years. You’ve sent us some terrific things your kids have said, and our members have been busy rating them. Now we’re uploading the very best ones every week. So, sit back, put your feet up and prepare to be charmed… and remember, you can submit your own and check back next week to see if you made it through!

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Maria, age 7
Kissing looks like people chewing some food together.
5/5 Star Rating 5/5 stars (rated 10 times)
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Joby, age 5
By seeing how much money they can give you for your birthday.
5/5 Star Rating 5/5 stars (rated 6 times)
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Yvonne, age 6
There is a big man who points a stick at two people, if its you, you have to marry that person straight away.
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Timmy, age 7
It's ok if they have a nice house, blond hair is nice as well.
4/5 Star Rating 4/5 stars (rated 7 times)
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Jack, age 5
They ask them the time and see if they have a womans watch on their hand.
4/5 Star Rating 4/5 stars (rated 5 times)
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Jason, age 4
If the people are wearing red trousers that means they are married.
4/5 Star Rating 4/5 stars (rated 7 times)
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Angela, age 5
People who are married fold their arms a lot and look mean.
4/5 Star Rating 4/5 stars (rated 4 times)
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Gracie, age 6
They talk and then have dinner, after that I think they have kids
4/5 Star Rating 4/5 stars (rated 6 times)
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Peter, age 8
They look at each other in a funny way and talk with their mouths full.
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Vallis, age 9
My aunty said she was walking on air after her date, I tried it but hurt my foot when I fell off the chair.
3/5 Star Rating 3/5 stars (rated 3 times)
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