Have your kids had you in stitches with the things they say? Had any great pearls of wisdom from the mouths of your babes? Share these moments with other Mums and Dads and you could get to be in the Supernanny Team's top ten pick of the day! Send your kids advice to kids@supernanny.com - we would love to hear from you!
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"If the people are wearing red trousers that means they are married."
- Jason, age 4
4/5 stars (rated 9 times)
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"It's ok if they have a nice house, blond hair is nice as well."
- Timmy, age 7
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"I’d like to marry mummy. And then I’d like to marry grandma, and then Anya from nursery…"
- John, age 4
3/5 stars (rated 8 times)
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"You can buy a paper with lots of names, then you have to send a ring to all the people in it."
- Shane, age 7
3/5 stars (rated 6 times)
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"By seeing how much money they can give you for your birthday."
- Joby, age 5
5/5 stars (rated 9 times)
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"There is a big man who points a stick at two people, if its you, you have to marry that person straight away."
- Yvonne, age 6
4/5 stars (rated 6 times)
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"They talk and then have dinner, after that I think they have kids"
- Gracie, age 6
5/5 stars (rated 10 times)
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"My aunty said she was walking on air after her date, I tried it but hurt my foot when I fell off the chair."
- Vallis, age 9
4/5 stars (rated 5 times)
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"They look at each other in a funny way and talk with their mouths full."
- Peter, age 8
4/5 stars (rated 7 times)
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"People who are married fold their arms a lot and look mean."
- Angela, age 5
5/5 stars (rated 6 times)
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"They ask them the time and see if they have a womans watch on their hand."
- Jack, age 5
4/5 stars (rated 7 times)
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"Kissing looks like people chewing some food together."
- Maria, age 7
5/5 stars (rated 13 times)
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